if you have boobs that hang to your waist - you should not go outside without a bra. if you have a belly that extends greatly and you aren’t pregnant - you shouldn’t go out in a mid-drift baring top. It’s just wrong. don’t do it. ever,ever, ever!

so...ive been trying to get Launch Cast and I can’t. I keep getting a “cannot find server” error when I try to log in. It’s making me a fuckin crazy! I just want to hear music man!

I saw this video on Mtv the other day. I had to download the song. It’s the white Jamaican guy. The beat is catchy even if the lyrics make no friggin sense.

1. Somehow we are $241 in the pink. Which basically means we have 241$ that we didn’t know that we had. :) SWEET! Especially since our refund check hasn’t come in yet and we be broke-did.

2. today I took a client to the good will. I found a pair of brand new, tag still on, jeans (Zana*di brand) for 5 bucks. I am the coolest shopper ever! I’ve been wanting new pants and I got this cool pair for 5 dollah! :)

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I
can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy
leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
“How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around at the shop
full of customers and says, “About 3 hours.” The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How
long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and half.”

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
“Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how
long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn’t come back.”

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically.

The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?”

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, “Your house!

Every dream I had last night involved this guy. He was a Lex type person in the dreams - I even pissed off “Superman/Clark Kent” to be with him. Everything was about trust, and I was passing with flying colors. He left his wallet on the seat of his car and I didn’t pick it up to look at it - Trust was a HUGE issue with him. I even got him to admit his feelings for me...which apparently was a big deal too. He is SO yummy! :) Smallville is a rerun tonight - one with hardly any Lex :( This past weekend I saw two movies with Michael Rosenbaum in them. Sorority Boys which was ok, and Bringing Down the House which was a riot and a half. I think that Michael is cuter with the shaved/shorter hair - he’s SO dreamy! :)

Flywheel will be playing at the USF Sundome on April 4th - opening for the “Music As A Weapon II� tour.  Disturbed, Taproot, Chevelle & Unloco are the other bands on the lineup. This is SO awesome for the band. I TOLD you that they were fucking cool!! :)

I have set up a new class for quotes. Now when I post a quote it will show up differently :) I am so talented

soup is comfort food. now all I need is some actually cherry kool-aid and some tuna fish sandwiches and I would be all set. We don’t have any tuna and the cherry kool-aid had to be mixed with pink lemonade, but I do have soup. It’s chicken noodle with extra noodles. It’s so so yummy. Plus ”Pretty in Pink” is on. I LOVE 80’s movies.