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Friday, November 25, 2005

If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?

Without question, the person tied to the chair would have to be my boss. If there is anyone that I know that deserves to be treated this way, it’s him. As for the music, that was just as easy. He’s a huge jazz and blues fan (the only thing that the two of us have in common) so I would dig out the pop-iest, most bubblegum CD that I could find. It would have these three songs on it:

1) ...Hit Me Baby One More Time (I noticed someone else had this on their list—does that tell you anything at all about this song?)
2) Pop, by N*Sync, and
3) Steal My Sunshine, by Len

I know if I had to listen to all of these songs just once in a row, I would be suicidal. Playing them on repeat should be classified as cruel and unusual. If you like these songs, then please forgive me for insulting you and keep in mind that my favourite CD has B.B. King on it. :)

Jen

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If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?

Oh heck. I know who I want to duct tape to a lawn chair...but let’s tape me up for a change, and I know who I want to do that...kinky ;p As for music, I think I’d die from “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus, which annoys me everytime I hear it. It’s so whingey, get on with your life. “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls, it has something which just grates...and for the record I don’t want a girlfriend like a PCD! Oh well. Then finally I need some variety. Something which Radio 1 don’t constantly torture me with...got it. “Stacey’s Mom” by some hopefully one hit wonderer, which I think is the most pointless song ever..."Stacey’s mom has got it going on”, but the question is do we care? I say no.

Phill @ blackheart - because things can only get words (what a pun!)

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You have seven days of dream-dates (all of which, of course, end in mind-blowing sex). You are allowed to choose one celebrity date for each night of the week and one alternate for each night, in case your first choice dream date is, say, arrested or is away on location. You’re also allowed to have a “bull-pen"--people who are totally hot, but didn’t make your top 14 for whatever reason

1. Patrick Dempsy
2. John Cusack
3. Heath Ledger
4. Tony Stewart
5. Matthew Broderick
6. Bruce Springsteen
7. Bono

As for a bullpen, I would just have the other numbers join me the nights my *regulars* couldn’t make it.

The frightening part of this post is the ease by which the names of these hotties flowed from my fingertips as I sit on the sofa with my husband. Scarier even is that he could tell you this list too! Bahahaha!
Chatty from Whatchutawkinbout!?

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The best week ever would be if my celebrity date lineup were:

Monday - Rachel Ray [On Deck: Giada Delaurentis]
Tuesday - Rachel Weisz [On Deck: Jeanne Tripplehorn]
Wednesday (Hump Day Lol.) - Natalie Portman [On Deck: Keira Knightley]
Thursday - Megan Mullally [On Deck: The Mystery Woman?]
Friday - Clemence Poesy|pic of her| [On Deck: Michelle Trachtenberg]
Saturday - Michelle Trachtenberg [On Deck: Clemence Poesy]
Sunday - Samantha Bee [On Deck: No One Else Will Do]

“Pink Eyed” Jim Cortina
http://www.pinkeyedjim.com

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I was not sure how to do this other than a list. This was a fun exercise in hotness!

Date #1: Dominic Monaghan (backup: Billy Boyd)
Date #2 Paul McGillion (backup: Michael Shanks)
Date #3: Ben Affleck (backup: Kevin Smith)
Date #4 Jason Statham (backup: Vin Diesel)
Date #5 Karl Urban (backup: Sean Bean)
Date #6 Vince Vaughan (backup: Alan Tudyk)
Date #7 Alan Cumming (backup: Jason Lee)

I could have a bullpen, but that would be a huge post and might take me all day.
-Aden

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If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?

I would like to tape up my Mother-in-Law and make her listen to the three most annoying songs of all time:

Team America’s Freedom Isn’t Free
Mark Anthony’s I Need To Know (I HATE THAT FACKING SONG!)
Enrique Iglesias’s Hero Song

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Hrmm ... I don’t believe I can’t think of anyone I really dislike right now. Perhaps I had too much turkey and alcohol yesterday so my brain is not fully functioning yet.

The three songs would definitely be:
Feelings - Morris Albert ”Feelings, wo-o-o feelings ...”
Stayin’ Alive - Bee Gees ”Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive.”
Hit Me Baby One More Time - Britney

~ Bonnie

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I added some smilies tonight. From Mazeguy.

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If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?
OR
You have seven days of dream-dates (all of which, of course, end in mind-blowing sex). You are allowed to choose one celebrity date for each night of the week and one alternate for each night, in case your first choice dream date is, say, arrested or is away on location. You’re also allowed to have a “bull-pen"--people who are totally hot, but didn’t make your top 14 for whatever reason.
OR
Would you consider the complete erasure of someones memories and personality a just punishment for murder (replacement for the death penalty?)

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