the best compliment ever

From a known and unashamed misogynist after I called him out on a retarded comment he made: “You’re different, though.  I don’t want to say stupid sh*t about girls around you.  If all girls were like you, I wouldn’t have to say stuff like that.”

I can’t say I necessarily agreed, but it was one of those contextual things, where you knew somebody had really gone out on a limb to let you know how you impacted them.  He blushed like a beefsteak tomato, too, which made it even nicer.

my imaginary friend

He is a bazillionaire who has magically obtained government clearance to possess, um, stuff that can’t be possessed legally now.  All he ever wants to do is take me shopping and feed me candy, but sometimes he can be convinced to go swimming, and maybe he and my sister could fall in love and have good-looking, blue-eyed babies, too.  That might be nice.  Then we’d be a happy family - now you know that’s imaginary.

third topic

I forgot what it is.