If I finish this post it’ll make the 5th one in a row. It’ll be a record. At least lately.

I had a fortune cookie at breakfast (yesterday). It said “Serious trouble will bypass you.” Ok. Yay?

I wish it would have stopped me from stepping in dog shit today. That was pleasant Shit is nasty. I guess I should watch where I step.

Just say YES to drugs. Especially Lithium.

I almost said to a client today “you need to change the channel of the little voices in your head. this game show is lame.” but I didn’t. I just though it. I guess you had to be there.

I wanted to go to bed hours ago. But then I wanted to watch LOST. Then I wanted to check my email, then I wanted to write this blog post. Of course I am going to future date it so you won’t even be able to tell what time it was when I originally wrote it. I’m bad.  (Dude I think the time’s all fucked up.  I’ll have to remember to look at that.)

Listen to the Empire.  Ego te provoco. (I dare you.)