*I’d have done better to call this one something like : the one where I do smoothing stupid to get you to do something stupid.  I saw this one http://www.loquaciouscurmudgeon.net/ today and decided to copy. He played nice and didn’t tag anyone.  But I’m doint it anyway. I’ve actually done this before. (And I’m not going back to look for it until I rewrite this one. Originality is good).  I guess I didn’t do THIS one before. Whoo!  Also, I’m gonna tag some people at the end. I sure do hope they comment if/when they’ve done it! 

5 things in my fridge:
1. bbq roasted (stuffed with beer) chicken
2. pizza hut pizza
3. miracle whip
4. Budweiser
5. white wine

5 things in my closet:
1. hangers
2. skeleton (ha ha)
3. dirt. no, really.
4.  keepsakes
5.  sonority letter sweater

5 things in my purse:
1. no fewer than SEVEN lip gloss’
2. two lotions: clinique happy heart, and gold bond triple action relief
3. my wallet
4. two faced lip injection lip plumping treatment. *drool* You will covet. 8th lip product
5. 1 pen, 1 pen/hiLiter, posit book

5 things in my car:
1. client files
2. client checkbooks
3. bank of America deposit slips
4. jumper cables. and why YES, I did use them last week.
5. plastic cherries.  cherry scented.

5 people I tag: ‘cause I’m a bitch like that.
1. http://www.dizzyscorpio.com/
2. http://www.joyunexpected.com/
3. http://lunastone.blogspot.com/
4. http://www.coyotethunder.com/RedMonkey/
5. http://www.myspace.com/dinerdar

This is cool. Here’s how it works:

For each year of your life, you write a sentence. That’s it! Number one will be a sentence about something that happened your first year of life. Number five will be something that happened during your fifth year of life. Got it?? Your sentence can be as complex or simple as you’d like.

• 1. I was born 5 days late.  After my mother had a talk with me, and God, on a hilltop. No lie.
• 2. My mother became a Bahai, as did I, effectively. I chewed on prayer books and scared the crap outta the other Bahai’s.
• 3. My first younger brother was born. I was “a queen dethroned.” Or at least that’s what my baby book says.
• 4. I share a bedroom with said youger brother. We live in a two bedroom house with our parents with a bathroom inbetween the bedrooms. 
• 5. I jumped into a swimming pool backwards and cracked my chin open. My cousins were supposed to be watching me.
• 6. I ran away from shchool. Got very lost. Got VERY scared. Eventually got to a phone and called Mama. She saved me.
• 7. I became an older sister for the second time. A little pink and orange baby brother. ( I was not QUITE 7 when he was born though.)
• 8. I learned, the hard way, where babies come from. (No. That’s not true. I just couldn’t think of what to write in here for me at year 8.
• 9. I slammed my arms into a plate glass window in attmpts to scare the baby brother. It worked.  Mom too, and dad. The visit to the hospital wasn’t too bad. Stitches again.
• 10.Went to Exchange City as was a jewlery designer.
• 11. Didn’t get to go Exchange City because of the ChickenPox; was supposed to be the mayor.
• 12. Went on a big school trip to Lousiana. Sang songs about a dead sunk in the middle of the road; and slept on the floor of a science center right next to a brain in a jar.
• 13. Had a boyfriend who was 5 years my senior. My parents knew about him. They just didn’t know what we did. And NO, we didn’t do THAT: you dirty birdies! ;-)
• 14. Traveled to New York City, via a chartered bus, for the Bahai World Congress. Fell asleep during nearly every session.
• 15. Went on a real date, with a real live boy, for the very first time. We went to AppleSleaze for dinner and then had ice cream at Winstead’s. We only had the one date.
• 16. Lost my virginity. Got my drivers license.  And not in that order.
• 17. Had my heart so broken I thought I’d never recover. I worked the entire summer at WOF.
• 18. Met the man who would eventually become my husband.  I graduated from high school and went away to college.
• 19. Rushed and became a member of a local sorority on my campus. (The group merged with a national, and my group no longer exsists.)
• 20. Got engaged. He asked me on a float trip that turned into just a camping trip after all of the rain. I was dirty and covered in mud when he gave me my diamond.
• 21. Did a whole summer of classes. 4 horus a day 4 days a week for 4 weeks. Then it was a new class. Spent 12 weeks in summer school living in the Fancy Dorm in a weird long room.
• 22. Started my very first “blog.” It wasn’t even called that at the time, but I was still doing it.
• 23. Got married and moved to Florida. Didn’t know a soul besides my husband when we moved. We moved two weeks after we got married. Went to New Orleans for my honeymoon, and for my grandfathers 80th birthday party.
• 24. Went to CampR for the last time when I was 24. Last of time after 11 years.  Sometimes I still miss it.
• 25. My husband and I had to bury our first pet. His name was Nymph and he was a beautiful grey, orange and yellow cockatiel. We don’t know what killed him. It was hard for us to loose him, we’d had him about 5 or 6 years.
• 26. I got called for Jury Duty. I didn’t get to serve on an actual jury, but I was in front of a judge once and on a joi de vie twice. I went home in May and was able to celebrate my birthday in traditional “ME” style. With a family birthday at my parents house; made key lime pie instead of cake. Lots of family and lots of awesome pictures.
• 27.  Did this thingy, which was suprisinly hard. Especially for the last couple of years. I had some trouble there in the begining, got a roll there in the middle, and lost it in the end. I suck. :-)
• 28. Technically, I’m not 28 yet.