all she had was one twenty dollar bill. And as luck would have it was one of the new style ones.  With the giant face in the middle.  No one in their right mind would believe that thing was an actual 20 dollar bill.  Oh woe’s me thought Naomi. What ever am I do to with no money. I’ve already ordered the food. She figured she was gonna gave to do a dine and dash. She felt really badly but what was she to do? She didn’t have anymore and didn’t think they’d believe her that she’d come back. Her id said was only a year old.  Who gets a fake ID that makes them look younger?! I mean, come on.  Anyway, she was just finishing up and about to run of the door.  When she saw “him.” It was Bob - the guy she’d seen in the hallway of her high school. She, again, was really confused as to why Bob, who’d she known on earth at 26, was back here in 1979 at the same age.  She was about to say “hi” or something when....

SMACK! She hit a wall. That wall wasn’t there when she went to the school - it was obviously removed at one point or another. A student walked up to her and said, “Where can I find room A-217?” The boy looked familiar. “What’s your name?” she asked. “Bob, “ he said, “...my name is...”. Bob colapsed. How odd. She left the high-school because she knew that boy - only she had met him in the future (or will it be the past?). That’s Bob the Narcoleptic - thanks to him Naomi’s was able to wipe out the alien threat. Naomi couldn’t believe what a coincidence it was. She went to the local diner and ordered BLT. There was only one problem. The year was 1979 and...

An Indian woman.  Naomi was confused.  Veeery confused.  She didn’t understand who woman was that was in her house.  Oh wait - that’s right.  She was at the nanny she’d had as a child. Naomi figured that her mother wasn’t home so she decided to fly elsewhere. She flew over all over the Northland. And then into the Northeast - where she’d lived in like 3 different houses over the years. Then to midtown to see the last house she lived in when living in Kansas City. There were a lot less trees on the street in 1979. The she flew to her highschool.  Since it was built in like 1942 or something she knew it would be there. It was early morning, and the kids were coming into the building. Naomi looked down at her clothes and realized that what she was wearing was totally retro and with her new shag haircut she’d fit right in. She figured she could walk the halls for a little bit and see how the building looked. Right as she got into the building though she was in for a big shock.  She headed in the main doors and turned left at the office and then…

...she started dancing! When her species dances they build up a charge which can be used to fly. When she was charged up she fly up to the bedroom window and saw her earth mother - but not as she remembered or expected. She looked like a...

1979.  Naomi really wanted to see her earth mother at the same at age which she is now.  (Naomi is 26 and in 1979 Naomi’s Earth Mother - Annabelle - was 26.) In 1979 Naomi was an old child and only a year old.  In fact she’d celebrated her 1st birthday only a few short months before.  Naomi landed in a small subdivision, and immediately recognized (from pictures) the little duplex in which her earth family lived when she was a child. She walked up to the windows - hoping to see someone inside.  She didn’t immediately see anything. But she distinctly heard the sounds of My Sharona by the Knack coming from the house. Naomi knew then that someone was home. She was excited to see, but scared that they would see her.  She didn’t dare knock on the door. Then she had a wicked bright idea....

...had no idea what to do. There were completely unfamiliar with Chai Tea, and by the time they were exposed to it, it was too late. Quickly, the enemy forces were wiped out. Naomi was the hero of the galactic-era. There was a single person who didn’t know who she was or what she did. She was happy - for once things were going good in her life. But, despite the things that happened back on earth, she missed her friends - especially people like Lewis the blogger who was the nicest person in human history. And so, as a token of their thanks, she was granted the ability to go back to earth at any point in time. What year should she go to? She could go back to see the pyramids being built, or into the future as far ahead as she wanted. She decided to go back in time. They put her in the time machine and ZAP! She was back on earth. The year is now...

feeding them Chai.  It worked when Bob killed his girlfriend Jane - so Naomi was sure that it would work now.  If only they could get their hands on some 2 month old Chai then they would all be saved. She searched high, she searched low, and in the cold recesses of the “fridge” galaxy she found the Chai.  She poured into her giant glass jar and fed it to her enemies.  On realizing her cleverness The Evil Q’s..

...wiping out Naomi’s entire civilization. But she had a plan. She knew the enemy well...and something from her experience on earth was certain to help. A while ago, Naomi knew someone named Bob - he was a narcoleptic. There was something unique about Bob...something that could help Naomi save her people. So, she called the emperor and told him about Bob, and that they could defeat the enemy by...

...the end of the universe. Thankfully, aliens arrived and picked Naomi up and took her back in time. “Phew,” she thought, “it’s about time!”. Little did anyone know that Naomi was from another planet. She had been hiding on earth for year to escape the evil aliens who called themselves...