So I have on my schedule that I’m supposed to write something about 13 weird things about myself.  Ok.

1. My inner smurf is vanity.
2. Sometimes I have trouble with left and right.
3. It’s really hard for me to say three R words in a row
4. I’ve never wished I was an orpfan.
5. This chair is not very comfortable.
6. I wonder if there’s enough light on the back porch to make a nighttime video blog.....
7. I want to make and grow a person before I am 31.
8. I’ve often wondered what the different kinds of pus there are.  Like what to the dermatologists call it.
9. That’s gross, isn’t it?
10. I am surprised when people are surprised that I’m weird. I don’t hide that, and I never have.
11. I would probably have OCD if I weren’t so lazy.
12. I took a break to slup some Ramen and I’m wicked far behind now.
13. I have gas.
    13 is a really big number when you’re tired.