If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?

Oh heck. I know who I want to duct tape to a lawn chair...but let’s tape me up for a change, and I know who I want to do that...kinky ;p As for music, I think I’d die from “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus, which annoys me everytime I hear it. It’s so whingey, get on with your life. “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls, it has something which just grates...and for the record I don’t want a girlfriend like a PCD! Oh well. Then finally I need some variety. Something which Radio 1 don’t constantly torture me with...got it. “Stacey’s Mom” by some hopefully one hit wonderer, which I think is the most pointless song ever..."Stacey’s mom has got it going on”, but the question is do we care? I say no.

Phill @ blackheart - because things can only get words (what a pun!)