You know what we need?  Drugs in makeup.  We need acid eyeliner.  We need coke blush. We need extasy blotting powder.  Drugs are bad, mmkay.

Have you giving your breasts names?  Jennifer Garner (bitch stole my man) calles her boobs “Biscuits” and Pamela Anderson calls her Bert and Ernie.  Wanna know what I call my boobs?  Boobies.  DUUUUUUH

Old Sexy : working at being sexy.  New Sexy : just being your own, sexy self.  ooooooookkkkk. sure.  I’m magic, you must be too.  Also, apparently, another new sexy is “subtle, and completelt unexpected. “ Well. Fuck you. I don’t like subtle.